<ok, hold your boo's - that's an old Henny Youngman joke>
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
A mama mole, papa mole and baby mole lived outside of a farmhouse in the country. One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said "mmmmmmm, I smell sausage!". The mama mole poked her head outside of the hole and said "mmmm, I smell pancakes!". The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles. Finally, giving up, he said "the only thing I can smell is molasses"
May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you